What do you do when you are viewed by the world as an unfit mother? Go get yourself some more babies, of course! 

Well, that's what you do when you're the reigning queen of craziness, a/k/a Britney Spears.

The latest rumor swirling around Ms. Britney, courtesy of News of the World, is that she is now in the "final stages" of talks with an agency to adopt two six year olds from China.

Never mind the fact that she is hanging on by the slenderest of threads to her two biological sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston. She now has only limited visitation rights with the two boys, and I suppose she's feeling a "maternal void" that she's trying to fill with this harebrained scheme. 

In other Britney news, Us magazine has obtained video of her running not one, not two, but THREE stop signs Friday night. The singer zoomed through two stop signs on her way home from the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, and, as she approached a third stop sign, slowed but didn't stop.

Spears has already been banned by the judge hearing her custody case from driving her two sons around, having blown a red light for all the world to see on video a few weeks ago. 

P.S. What is up with Spear's constant weekend hotel visits? Why, when she owns luxurious mansions? Could they have anything to do with her failed drug test, and could that have anything to do with her erratic driving?

Questions, questions…