No painkillers. And absolutely no moaning, screaming or groaning! 

That's the prescription for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for the upcoming birth of their child (or children). The couple have reportedly decided to follow the Scientologists' birthing recommenations, which call for the elimination of all noise. According to the Sun magazine, J-Lo and Marc are keen followers of Scientology and adhere to its belief that noise in the delivery room will traumatize the child forever.

According to a friend of the 38-year-old singer, J-Lo knows it will be hard not to scream, but she "understands why it will be good for the baby to have peace and quiet.”

You know it had to be a man who came up with that idea! Let them try it! Shoot, there's good reason why our ancestors have been screaming during childbirth for millennia.

[The Sun]